Vol. 1: P(LIES)

so for those of you who read my last CoR installment you may or may not have read the last line that said "viva la M.I.L.F." well that will be a forever standing ode to my new series. ive noticed that ppl who talk about chronicles of Randomness usually abbreviate it "CoR" so i thought i would give readers a new series with a slightly hilarious abbreviation. and so here we are: My Ignant Life Findings, also known as....MILF. dont get me wrong, CoR will still be a long running series, but i figured that i would make that more of my 3am random thoughts, whereas MILF will do what CoR has been doing. and what better way to start off my ignant life findings than to talk about PLIES.

now ive tried to hold my tongue for a long time, but i dont think i can anymore. i guess i was hoping that this rejects career would be shorter than Vanilla Ice's. but no, he had to appeal to the women by being nasty. but for all the ladies that listen to this prince of bitchassness, i have one question, do you really wanna be a Bust It Baby. better yet, here are those who u have competition with: http://youtube.com/watch?v=eg_l5sSmgCY&feature=related

now where was i? oh yea. next to Soulja Boy, Plies is probably the WEAKEST, FAKEST rapper out here. all he talk about is fuckin, goons, and killin. Its murkin season? nigga, you went to college. yea thers some goons in college, but aint nobody wildin on campus unless they some locals.

then all this shit about a bust it baby. the fuck? what kinda woman wanna have that kinda title. "yea. im that nigga bust it baby. he bust me wide open. then he bust his nut and go to sleep." really? like...fa real? now what u really think is gon happen when yall get done? he gon bust one off and send ya ass back to the waffle house to bust them suds. now im a freak, but the idea of doing harmful things to a girls genitals just dont really work for me. u can put it down, but i cant wake up in the mornin and have her goods lookin like she took a shotgun to it. what happened to the real women. the rough love makin women. the cook you breakfast cuz it was so good women. well i got mine so im straight.

so long story short, plies, your gah-bage. no, your that stank dumpster water.
plain and simple. its a damn shame that people listen to your songs for the beat and the featured artists.
anyway, until next time, peace, love and all that jazz.

Rokk Ur Body 2 Its CoR!!!!