now see i really would hope people would have taken heed to my first WNTWE, but clearly they havent. its just a shame that in such a sophisticated era, some people simply do not have any fashion sense at all. so here we go again. round two for all the people who cannot dress...the people who think they can but cant, and for those u just simply need to stay in the house.
1. first of all, why the fuck are so many dudes wearing skinny jeans? like for real, u look gay...REALLY gay. i mean if gay is your thing then by all means do what u do, but i couldnt wear anything that tight...i got nuts. they need breathing room.
2. uggs are still horrible, no matter what season it is, but i swear the first girl i see this summer with uggs and a mini skirt on is gettin stabbed in the damn throat.
3. REAL fur coats have neither scrunch bottoms nor zippers. i dont think too much more has to be said.
4. creased pants, like jheri curls, went out of style before i was born. k
eyword: BEFORE i was born = 20+ years
5. did u know: wearing a fitted on the OUTSIDE of your hoodie makes u look retarded?
6. more on furs: REAL furs dont come in red, blue, or green.
7.nobody wears jerseys anymore.... throwback or otherwise (thanks to alex for that one lmao)
8. shiny puff coats are hideous. not to mention u look like Missy from the "I Can't Stand The Rain" video
9. hoods with the fur line are meant for girls only. dont believe the abercrombie hype. you look gay.
10. u shouldnt wrap your scarf around ur hood when its cold..just...no...
11. if there is no kind of precipitation outside...yea...you shouldnt be wearing rain boots...especially ugly coach ones (*cough* ainsley *cough*)
please, people. please follow these simple rules. things would be alot more visually appreciated if everyone just actually had a thought process before putting something on. im not asking much, but please..think before you dress...
till next time, peace love and eternal jazzyness.
iloveyou sweetness.
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