for those of u who havent had the pleasure of reading Call Me Nasty when it was first up, im doin u a favor.
for those of you who have read it, again im doin u a favor.
point is, i think people have may have forgotten who the fucks i REALLY am. the sappy love notes to ashley, yea thats me, but only one part of me. im sorry but i am a freak. ashley has definitely become a witness to that. so, being thats how it is, i think that its about time to reintroduce everyone to the dirty nasty donavan, that is known and loved. this subject is gonna cover all three series, ending with an AAS of course. but in order to fully understand and grasp the concept and message, the reading order should be MILF, CoR and AAS. enjoy, and dont get too moist =]
ladies. if your man does not eat pussy, you need to stop fuckin with bitch niggas. why am i writing a note about eating pussy? because real niggas eat pussy. so if you are a real, pussy eatin nigga, congratulations and keep doing what you do.
so to all the non pussy eatin bitch niggas of the world, i ask these questions: do you find that your woman no longer has the same sparkle in her eye she once had? do you and your woman argue over the simplest things? do you listen to your woman compare your relationship to that of her friends, who have real pussy eatin niggas? eat some pussy and see if it helps the quality of your mutha fuckin relationship.
im not going to tag any guys in this because i dont want to make anyone feel insecure but if you are a nigga and you have read passed the first paragraph, chances are you...are a non pussy eatin bitch nigga. and dont try to stop now cuz youre already interested, so you might as well take some notes. if you would like to strengthen your relationship by becoming a real pussy eatin nigga here are some key facts you must adhere to:
1. same rules you have about getting your dick sucked apply to eating pussy: no teeth. pussy is tissue, and it is fragile. if you want to please your womans pussy, do not tear it up in the process
2. do not spit on it: this is a no brainer; if you are successful at the task at hand, the need for spit will not be necessary as the pussy will already be wet enough to do what you need to do. and whats more, thats nasty
3. cut your fingernails: this is for the advanced pussy eaters who want to upgrade to the level of pussy pleasers (for those who have passed the previous steps). as i said, pussy is tissue; nails will scratch and harm the delicacy that is the pussy. this applies for outer and inner pussy pleasure
follow these steps and it is gauranteed that whatever disagreement, whatever, fight, or whatever dispute you and your woman have had will be forgotten when you bend down and part her thighs. bitch niggas. to check to see if you are doing the job properly, pay attention to your womans body movements; if her legs, fingers, and toes are not in a relaxed state, chances are you are doin the pussy justice.
ladies. if your man reads this and still remains to be a bitch niggas and not allow you to sit on his face, please feel free to sit on me. i am more than a pussy eater however. i am a pussy pleaser. a woman will look like shes fresh out the dishwasher: itll be spick, span, and sparkling. i promise you if you are latina, ill have you speakin french. if you are polish, ill have you speakin german. and if you are atheist, ill have you speakin in tongues.
round 2 comin up
iloveyou sweetness.
for those of you who have read it, again im doin u a favor.
point is, i think people have may have forgotten who the fucks i REALLY am. the sappy love notes to ashley, yea thats me, but only one part of me. im sorry but i am a freak. ashley has definitely become a witness to that. so, being thats how it is, i think that its about time to reintroduce everyone to the dirty nasty donavan, that is known and loved. this subject is gonna cover all three series, ending with an AAS of course. but in order to fully understand and grasp the concept and message, the reading order should be MILF, CoR and AAS. enjoy, and dont get too moist =]
ladies. if your man does not eat pussy, you need to stop fuckin with bitch niggas. why am i writing a note about eating pussy? because real niggas eat pussy. so if you are a real, pussy eatin nigga, congratulations and keep doing what you do.
so to all the non pussy eatin bitch niggas of the world, i ask these questions: do you find that your woman no longer has the same sparkle in her eye she once had? do you and your woman argue over the simplest things? do you listen to your woman compare your relationship to that of her friends, who have real pussy eatin niggas? eat some pussy and see if it helps the quality of your mutha fuckin relationship.
im not going to tag any guys in this because i dont want to make anyone feel insecure but if you are a nigga and you have read passed the first paragraph, chances are you...are a non pussy eatin bitch nigga. and dont try to stop now cuz youre already interested, so you might as well take some notes. if you would like to strengthen your relationship by becoming a real pussy eatin nigga here are some key facts you must adhere to:
1. same rules you have about getting your dick sucked apply to eating pussy: no teeth. pussy is tissue, and it is fragile. if you want to please your womans pussy, do not tear it up in the process
2. do not spit on it: this is a no brainer; if you are successful at the task at hand, the need for spit will not be necessary as the pussy will already be wet enough to do what you need to do. and whats more, thats nasty
3. cut your fingernails: this is for the advanced pussy eaters who want to upgrade to the level of pussy pleasers (for those who have passed the previous steps). as i said, pussy is tissue; nails will scratch and harm the delicacy that is the pussy. this applies for outer and inner pussy pleasure
follow these steps and it is gauranteed that whatever disagreement, whatever, fight, or whatever dispute you and your woman have had will be forgotten when you bend down and part her thighs. bitch niggas. to check to see if you are doing the job properly, pay attention to your womans body movements; if her legs, fingers, and toes are not in a relaxed state, chances are you are doin the pussy justice.
ladies. if your man reads this and still remains to be a bitch niggas and not allow you to sit on his face, please feel free to sit on me. i am more than a pussy eater however. i am a pussy pleaser. a woman will look like shes fresh out the dishwasher: itll be spick, span, and sparkling. i promise you if you are latina, ill have you speakin french. if you are polish, ill have you speakin german. and if you are atheist, ill have you speakin in tongues.
round 2 comin up
iloveyou sweetness.
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